Funny Sms whatsapp message

[ishaaq22]

Girl : Me Tumhe Apna Dil Nahi DE sakti..
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Me : Main. Itni Upar Ki Soch Bhi Nahi Raha
Hu

 

[ishaaq22]

Wife : Dr sahab.....Mere husband ka accident
hogaya, tab se khada nahi ho raha.

Doctor : Muh mein le ke dekho..

Wife: Husband khada nahi ho pa
raha....

 

[ishaaq22]

A girl msgs in whatsapp group:
Guys, if I install Windows-8 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit?
Other Girl in group replied:
It will also become Windows-16.
All guys left group.

 

[ishaaq22]

She- Hello baby, tumhari yaad aa rahi thi..
He- Abhi salary nahi aayi hai meri..
She- Acha chalo....papa aa gaye, bye.

 

[ishaaq22]

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per
lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud
paresaan hu nishan
dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari
hui thi...

 

[ishaaq22]

Ladki mandir me prasad lekar pandit k pair chhukar boli
koi gyan ki baat btao.
Pandit= Beti"Bra pehna karo"jhukti ho to
dhyan aur gyan
dono ki Maa chud jati he !!

 

[ishaaq22]

Innocent Kid : Mummy mujhe 1 Bhai Chahiye ...!!!

Mummy : Beta Dad USA mein hai, Jaise hi Woh Ayenge hum Baat karenge Unse....

Kid - Aap Unhe Surprise bhi toh de Sakte ho

ROCKING GENERATION

 

[ishaaq22]

A lady was negotiating rate of BRA and panty.
Shopkeeper: "Bhabiji, BRA me meine aapka Dil rakha....,
lekin PANTY me aapko meri zubaan rakhni padegi.

 

[ishaaq22]

Boy: Teri judai main neend urti hai, jan jati hai,chen khota hai,Dil rota hai…..

Girl: Check karwa le beta dengi virus bi aisa hi hota hai








STudent : miss last warning dete hain.. k abhe bhe waqt hai bhaag ja yhn se............

 

[ishaaq22]

GF *calls at 4am* : Are you sleeping?
Me : No baby, I was waiting for your call heart emoticon
GF : Awww, really?
Me : Galli doonga. Phone rakh.

 

[ishaaq22]

Har dhadkan mein ek raaz hota hai,
Har baat ko batane ka ek andaz hota hai,

Jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki,
Har kisi ko apne pyar par naaz hota hai ...

 

[ishaaq22]

Why Americn names r like
JACKSON
WILSON
MARKSON
ROBINSON
KENSON
ANDERSON
DAVIDSON
JEMSON
JOHNSON
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Bcoz
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Mom can't remembr WHO is WHOSE SON.

 

[ishaaq22]

BAHOO: Aapka Ladka mujhe kabhi
maa nahin bana sakta.
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SAAS: Chup bewakoof agar main bhi
tere Sasur ke bharose rehti toh aaj tu
meri Bahu na hoti.

 

[ishaaq22]

sau baat ek baat,hamesha yaad rakhna
Duniya mein log ache aur bure nahi hote, sirf
samajhdar
aur chutiye hote hain!

 

[ishaaq22]

1 ladki ki nayi-nayi shaadi hui
To uski sahelion ne kaha,
"2 naino se 2 Naina lade.
Naino k beech lga kajra.
Us raat ki baat bata sajni jab 2 Taango k beech hua
jhagda."
Sajni sharmayi or boli-
"Lahnga fat gya choli udd gyi or maa chud gai
daman ki, Us raat mai aesi chudi jese lanka lut gai
raavan ki"..

 

[ishaaq22]

Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

 

[ishaaq22]

A C F G J L M N P Q R T U V W X Y Z

Tum soch rahe hoge ki bakike alphabets kidhar hai..!!
Baki ke alphabets niche hai..

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B H O S D I K E

 

[ishaaq22]

Bhikari- kuch Khane ko de do
Girl - TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- roti de do
Girl - TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- achcha Lao tamatar hi de do
Girl's mother- Are Tum jao baba ...
Ye totli hai...keh rahi hai..KAMA KAR KHAO.

 

[ishaaq22]

Dhyaan se Padho

Jo apne hote hai
wohi tumhari Gaand me
ungli kar ke bhaag jate hai
warna
Gairo ko kya khabar ke
tumhe isme maza aata hai..!!

 

[ishaaq22]

Girl: Kyun ro rahe ho?
Boy: Maine aaj tak Chudai nahi ki.
Girl: Ro mat mujhe Chod lo,
After ********* Girl: Kyun has rahe ho,
Boy: Maine ro-ro ke sara mohala chod diya.

 

[ishaaq22]

Usne baja diya mera music bina dhol ke,
dil todh diya usne i hate u bole ke,
ek roz ja rahi thi wo mujhe bye bole ke,
to maine bhi lauda dikha diya chain khol ke!

 

[ishaaq22]

Koi Bhi Girl Hot And Sexy Ho Sakti Hai

Bas

Dekhne Vaale Insaan Ki Neeyat Gandi Honi Chahiye bilkul aapki tarah
Top 10 tallest statues in the world

 

[ishaaq22]

Har insan ki alag pehechan hoti hai
Magar hamary msg ki alag shan hoti hai
Har kisi ko nahi kartey hum msg
Magar jis ko kartey hain uss main hamari jaan
hoti hai.

 

[ishaaq22]

Dil ki halat kisi se kahi nahi jati,
Dil ki halat aab humse sahi nahi jati,
Tadapti toh hogi woh bhi meri tarha,
Warna yoon kisi ki yaad har pal nhi aati.

 

[ishaaq22]

Har pal ki manzil tum ho,
Bechain dil ki rahaat tum ho,
Akelepan ki chahat bhi tum ho,
Saarey dukh bhool jaoon, wo nasha bhi tum ho

 

[ishaaq22]

Tumhe dil me basaye rakhate hain,
duniya ko bhulaye se rakhate hain.
Tumhe humari hi nazar na lag jaye kahin,
isliye nazaren jhukhae rakhate hai

 

[ishaaq22]

Ek pal ko
to aisa laga
sab kuchh
mera apna hai
phir kyun
yeh ahsas hai
ki shayad
yeh sab sapna hai...?

 

[ishaaq22]

Suni Jindagi me halchal si mehsoos hui
Bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui
Jane aaj kyu aisa laga
Shayad aapki kami mehsoos hui

 

[ishaaq22]

Gila tujhse nahi koi.
Gila apni majburion se karte hain.
Tu hamare karib na sahi ai mere DOST.
Mohabat to hum teri durion se bhi karte hain

 

[ishaaq22]

Dil jab toot-ta hai to awaz nahi aati.
Hr kisi ko mohbat ras nahi ati.
Ye to apne andaz ki baat hai,
koi bhulta nahi,
or kisi ko yad hi nahi ati

 

[ishaaq22]

Pani ka 1 katra aankh se gira abhi,
Kya tumne mujhko yaad kiya abhi,
Tujhse mile zamana hua magar,
yun laga koi mujhse mil k gaya abhi

 

[ishaaq22]

Our life is long Time..!
We meet for short Time..!
But..!
You will be in my heart at any Time..!
My Sweet friend..!
I'm missing U dis time

 

[ishaaq22]

Kisi k haq main sahi woh koi dua to karey
woh keh nahi sakta meri suna to kare,

kabhi bataye woh aaker meri khata mujhko
woh mujh se kis liye rootha hai koi gila to kare,

main lout jaon ga wapis apni dunia main
woh shaks mujhse BicheRNe ka faisla to kare. ..

 

[ishaaq22]

Ab k KaRNa tou kisi aise ki chahat KaRNa
Jis ko aata hi na ho shikwa shikayat KaRNa

Pehle khushbu k mizaajon ko parakh lo
Phir gulistaan mein kisi gul se mohabbat KaRNa...

 

[ishaaq22]

Zindagi ki uljhano ne cheen li hain
mujh se sharartein meri,

Aur log samajhte hain k bohat
badal gaya hun main...

 

[ishaaq22]

Usne baja diya mera music bina dhol ke,
dil todh diya usne i hate u bole ke,
ek roz ja rahi thi wo mujhe bye bole ke,
to maine bhi lauda dikha diya chain khol ke!

 

[ishaaq22]

Santa: ********* karte hue apni wife se
Aur tight Ah, aur tight kar
Gulabo: Kamine itna tight hona hai to
Bahar jake ganne ke ras wali mashin mein dal le

 

[ishaaq22]

Dr.: Apke Pati ko bhut kamjori hai,
Rozana doodh dijiye.

Lady: Roz Deti hun Dr.Saab,
lekin ye dabate jyada hain or peete kam hai.

 

[ishaaq22]

k Bande Ki Suhagraat Thi,
Vo Bade Aaram Se ********* Kar RahaThha,
Par Uski Wife Jor Jor Se Cheekh Rahi Thhi,
Banda Hairan Hua Aur Usne
Puchha. Tum Itna Cheekh
Kyun Rahi Ho?
Wife:Bahar Tere Dost
Khade Hai, Chutiye Teri Izzat Rakh
Rahi Hoon

 

[ishaaq22]

BE A FRIEND LIKE WOMAN'S BRA
COLOURFUL
COMFORTABLE
STRETCHEABLE
SUPPORTIVE
HOLDING TIGHTLY
NEVER LET GO DOWN
ALWAYS NEAR THE HEART

 

[ishaaq22]

Pappu: Dad, today they taught
about ********* in the class.
Santa: Ok son.
Later he saw Pappu shaking his
penis, he asked what r u doing?
Pappu: Homework Dad....

 

[ishaaq22]

A young girl came back to Doctor and
complained, "Doctor, last time you did
my abortion, you forgot your sharp
blade inside of me,"
Doctor "Oh I am sorry, did it hurt you?"
Girl, "No but my eight friends went
impotent, ten of them lost their
fingers, and four of them went dumb.

 

[ishaaq22]

4 stages of relationship:
- Hand in hand.
- Hand in that.
- That in hand.
- That in that.
If you know what i mean..

 

[ishaaq22]

A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the
train.
The Lady next to him asked, "Are they
ur BABIES?"
The Person said: NO! I Own a Condom
Factory
& these are Customer's Complaints!

 

[~J$K~]

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[priyavratkmr]

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